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He works construction so he makes a pretty good living, but he don't help Mama out with any money though. You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh? That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. Now they've seen fit to put me out of here. I slept in a good bed for a great long while. I reckon I understand a great deal of it. Anyhow they seen fit to put me in here and here I've been a great long while. Killed her Some folks has asked me if I had it to do over again, would I do it the same way. 'Reckon that made me madder than what Jesse'd made me, so I takened the kaiser blade, some folks called it a sling blade, I called it a kaiser blade, mmm, and I hit my mother upside the head with it. My mother jumped up from there and started hollering, "What'd you kill Jesse for?" "What'd you kill Jesse for?" Well, mmm, come to find out I don't reckon my mother minded what Jesse was doing to her. I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me, so I hit him again with it in the neck with the sharp edge and just plumb near cut his head off. Well I went in the house and I hit Jesse Dixon upside the head with it, knocked him off my mother. It's what the highway boys used to cut down weeds and whatnot. Sharp on one edge and dull on the other'n. Got a long wood handle kinda like an ax handle with a long blade on it shaped kinda like a banana. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. I picked up a kaiser blade that was sitting there by the screen door. I looked in the window there and I seen my mother laying there on the floor without any clothes on. Well I heared a commotion up there in the house, so I run up on the screened in porch to see what was a-going on. I was waiting on my mother to come out and give me my Bible lesson. I was sitting out there in the shed one evening not doing too much of nothing, just kindly staring at the wall. Well, I reckon you want me to get on with it and tell you what happened so I reckon I'll tell ye. They said that quite a bit from time to time when I'd be down there at the schoolhouse. They used to say that my mother was a very pretty woman. 'Used to take advantage of little girls there in the neighborhood and all. He used to make quite a bit of sport of me when I'd be down there at the schoolhouse. Jesse was really more cruel than his daddy was. But Ol' Man Dixon, he had a boy by the name of Jesse Dixon. So I know he made enough to where I could have mustard and biscuits three or four times a week. They used to come out, one or the other, usually my mother and feed me pretty regular. Just barely enough to get by on, I reckon. Didn't pay'em too much of a wage, didn't pay my daddy too much of a wage. Ol' Man Dixon was a very cruel fella, didn't treat his employees very well.
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My daddy worked down there at the sawmill, down at the planer mill for an old man named Dixon.
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So mostly, I just sat around out there in the shed. Made quite a bit of sport of me, made fun of me quite a bit.
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But the children out there, they were very cruel to me. Went to school off and on from time to time. I mostly just sat around out there in the shed, tinkering around with a lawn mower or two. My father was a hard working man most of his life, not that I can say the same for myself. I didn't have no floor out there but I had me a hole dug out to lay down in. So mostly I just sat around out there in the shed lookin' at the ground. They didn't too much want me up there in the house with the rest of'em. I lived out back of my mother and father's place, most of my life, in a little ol' shed that my daddy built for me. But I reckon what you is wanting to know is how come me had killed somebody so I reckon I'll start at the front and tell ye. 'Reckon the reason I'm in here is 'cause I've killed somebody. Reckon what you is wanting to know is what I'm a-doing in here.